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Today I had a nightmare that I puked on the guy I like, then an a hour later I found out it wasnt a nightmare

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May 17, 2012 06:23 PM - Love - by Rainbow (woman)

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Maanta, I realized the guy i liked for 2 years has been dating my cousin this whole time. Calaacal.

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May 17, 2012 06:23 PM - Love - by Maryam (woman)

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Manta, I was logged on my facebook talking to the guy I like so I need to go to the bathroom, I decide to leave the computer on the table & my best friend thought it would be cool to send a message saying" sorry that i can't really reply I am in the middle of taking a dumb it can't come out. FML !!!

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Apr 24, 2012 09:47 PM - Love - by Shaaxxa (woman)

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Today, hooyo asked me how to say "grandfather" in Somali. Twenty minutes ago she was complaining about how none of her kids can speak Somali and we all need dhaqancelis. Calaacal.

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Mar 25, 2012 08:52 PM - Family - by Saywhat? (man)

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Maanta, just like every other day, I have Eczema. Ayeeyo doesn't believe me when I tell her the gallons of Vaseline she's pouring on my arms don't help. Calaacal.

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Mar 24, 2012 04:45 PM - Family - by Scratchy (woman)

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Maanta, I realized men only love me for my voice. Calaacal.

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Mar 24, 2012 02:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by qaalanjo-xuux (woman)

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Today, I heard my mother talking on the phone about potential names for my unborn sister. I heard "Nasro" a few times. She must have forgotten that was my name. Calaacal.

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Mar 24, 2012 12:53 PM - Family - by Nasro#1 (woman)

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Maanta, This lady kept bothering me about doing my drugs project so I walked away and came back high. I told her I was done. Calaacal

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Mar 23, 2012 08:15 AM - School - by Sheekowalaan  (man)

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Maanta, I realized just how bad it is to live in non-Muslim countries (US). Subhanallah. I see a lot of shocking things in this city, especially from my Somali's. Calaacal

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Mar 20, 2012 03:07 PM - Miscellaneous - by مالي غيرك (woman)

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Maanta, I met two Somali girls in a chatroom. One named "Xaliimoz" and the other "Naag wareersan", later on I found that both of them were men. Calaacal

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Feb 26, 2012 04:02 PM - Somalis - by Badi_Dheere (man)

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Maanta, I realized that I'm the rock in my circle of friends. I'm the one they can go to and know won't judge them. I'm happy to be that person laakiin sometimes I feel bad too and I wanna cry but who do I call? Nobody. I just wish I had someone like myself I can rely on too.
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Feb 25, 2012 11:09 PM - Friends - by lonely-Kaligeey (woman)

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Today, I was having a conversational with my cousin, until it got heated. Even though I was right, i tried to be the bigger man and let him win but he wouldn't let it go so I had to punch him in the mouth to shut him up. Calaacal

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Feb 25, 2012 11:09 PM - Family - by fatboy507 (man)

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