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Today I had a nightmare that I puked on the guy I like, then an a hour later I found out it wasnt a nightmare

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May 17, 2012 06:23 PM - Love - by Rainbow (woman)

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Maanta, I realized the guy i liked for 2 years has been dating my cousin this whole time. Calaacal.

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May 17, 2012 06:23 PM - Love - by Maryam (woman)

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Manta, I was logged on my facebook talking to the guy I like so I need to go to the bathroom, I decide to leave the computer on the table & my best friend thought it would be cool to send a message saying" sorry that i can't really reply I am in the middle of taking a dumb it can't come out. FML !!!

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Apr 24, 2012 09:47 PM - Love - by Shaaxxa (woman)

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Maanta, everyone has been telling me to get married. My family, my friends, even though I don't even have a boyfriend. So who should I marry? The wall? Why can't they just leave me alone or at least find me someone. Calaacal

Maskiin! (3) - Completely deserves it (1)

Feb 15, 2012 04:20 AM - Love - by maxaa iga galey (woman)

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Today, I went to meet up with a group of friends and one of them happens to be my crush for 3 years. I was chatting and flirting innocently with him until he told me ''abaayo you have hilib stuck in your teeth.'' I wanted to die. Calaacal

Maskiin! (12) - Completely deserves it (11)

Jan 12, 2012 12:04 PM - Love - by Jameelah (woman)

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Today, I got slapped by an old guy for dating his daughter because I was a different tribe. Calaacal.

Maskiin! (6) - Completely deserves it (1)

Jan 9, 2012 09:07 PM - Love - by Malik  (man)

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Maanta, while I was at dugsi I had to read my cashar with the fine and young Macalin (who I've been crushing on forever). I was a nervous wreck and was sweating non-stop. Calacaal.

Maskiin! (8) - Completely deserves it (2)

Jan 1, 2012 07:43 PM - Love - by Asha (woman)

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Maanta, I was sitting with my wife and jokingly said something about marrying a second woman. You never know how much it hurts to get elbowed in the groin until it happens. Calaacal.

Maskiin! (10) - Completely deserves it (6)

Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Love - by maxamed (man)

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Maanta, after 5 years, she broke up with me. She said she is marrying her cousin. Calaacal

Maskiin! (6) - Completely deserves it (5)

Dec 24, 2011 08:47 PM - Love - by aniga (man)

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Maanta, I noticed I am only attracted to girls who are stronger than me physically. Too bad none of them like me since they all want a guy who is stronger then them. Calaacal

Maskiin! (19) - Completely deserves it (8)

Dec 16, 2011 01:44 PM - Love - by Salah (man)

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Maanta, the guy that I have been dating left me. His excuse was that I couldn't make Somali shaah which means I'm not sweet. What? Calaacal.

Maskiin! (15) - Completely deserves it (12)

Dec 16, 2011 12:53 PM - Love - by Shamso Balaq (woman)

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