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Maanta, This lady kept bothering me about doing my drugs project so I walked away and came back high. I told her I was done. Calaacal

Maskiin! (0) - Completely deserves it (3)

Mar 23, 2012 08:15 AM - School - by Sheekowalaan  (man)

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Maanta, this cadaan girl asked me if I was Somali. After about 10 minutes of arguing, she still couldn't process the fact that I was Somali. So she grabs me by my shirt and takes a 17 second whiff then says "OMG, you ARE SOMALIAN!" Calaacal.

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Feb 25, 2012 11:08 PM - School - by farhiiyafoodstamp (woman)

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Maanta, some kids said I remind them of a pirate. At first I thought it was cool and said, "Is it cuz im sexy like Johnny Depp?" They said, "No you look like one of those Somali pirates who got arrested". Calaacal

Maskiin! (3) - Completely deserves it (3)

Feb 4, 2012 12:20 PM - School - by barislover (man)

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Maanta, my family forgot to pick me up from school. I have a broken leg and hand. Calaacal

Maskiin! (5) - Completely deserves it (5)

Jan 21, 2012 10:56 AM - School - by scarface (woman)

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Today, I was so scared of getting up late for classes in the morning that my alarm clock somehow ended up being me falling off the bed. Calaacal

Maskiin! (1) - Completely deserves it (4)

Jan 17, 2012 10:54 PM - School - by scaredgirl (woman)

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Today, I was reading silently in dugsi when my macalin flipped out on me for not doing enough cashar. This was the same man that flipped out on me last week for doing too much cashar and distracting him from the other students. Calaacal.

Maskiin! (5) - Completely deserves it (2)

Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - School - by salax (man)

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Maanta, i got a B in Calculus. My dad told me I might as well quit school and stand in a welfare line. Calaacal

Maskiin! (32) - Completely deserves it (15)

Dec 16, 2011 01:53 PM - School - by Zamzam (woman)

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