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Today, hooyo asked me how to say "grandfather" in Somali. Twenty minutes ago she was complaining about how none of her kids can speak Somali and we all need dhaqancelis. Calaacal.

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Mar 25, 2012 08:52 PM - Family - by Saywhat? (man)

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Maanta, just like every other day, I have Eczema. Ayeeyo doesn't believe me when I tell her the gallons of Vaseline she's pouring on my arms don't help. Calaacal.

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Mar 24, 2012 04:45 PM - Family - by Scratchy (woman)

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Today, I heard my mother talking on the phone about potential names for my unborn sister. I heard "Nasro" a few times. She must have forgotten that was my name. Calaacal.

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Mar 24, 2012 12:53 PM - Family - by Nasro#1 (woman)

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Today, I was having a conversational with my cousin, until it got heated. Even though I was right, i tried to be the bigger man and let him win but he wouldn't let it go so I had to punch him in the mouth to shut him up. Calaacal

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Feb 25, 2012 11:09 PM - Family - by fatboy507 (man)

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Today, my friends organised a date since I was depressed and had no boyfriend. When I get to the restaurant the manager comes over and shows me the only decorated table in the whole place. I sat and waited 10 mins and my date arrived only to find out it was my brother! My friends and his organised it. Calaacal.

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Feb 10, 2012 08:18 AM - Family - by Xalimo (woman)

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Today, after spending all night cleaning the house, i wake up to my mother yelling at me, "Waryaa sambacyahow. Jiifka kakac oo ii hagaaji guriga!" It seems my 2 little cousins came over and managed to undo all my work. Thanks. Calaacal.

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Jan 13, 2012 09:35 AM - Family - by luuqa (man)

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Maanta, I went to the doctor and found out I was lactose intolerant. Aabo decided to make me feel better by buying me my favorite type of ice cream. Calaacal.

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Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Family - by farhiya (woman)

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Today, I was running to open the door when I slipped on the wet hardwood and bashed my head onto the corner of a table. I got up in a haze and wiped away the blood seeping into my eyes to open the door. I opened to a horrified looking hooyo who was so shocked, she hit me. On the head. Calaacal.

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Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Family - by farah (man)

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Maanta, I found out that not only were my parents cousins; they picked out which cousin I was going to marry. Telling them I have a girl I love and want to marry will be interesting. Calaacal.

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Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Family - by nimco (woman)

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Maanta, my ayeeyo told me to sit down with her and then started to tell me about her history. All was fine and well until she stopped, gave me a confused look and said, “Bal adna yaad aheed?” Calaacal.

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Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Family - by nimco (woman)

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Today, my aabo changed his mind about letting me study abroad next semester even though I’ve already been accepted into the program. His reason? Someone has to pick up the kids from dugsi and he’ll be busy..sleeping. Calaacal

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Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Family - by jama (man)

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Today, hooyo met my boyfriend accidently. She now insists on meeting his parents because..well, we might be family. Calaacal

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Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Family - by fatuma (woman)

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