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Maanta! my first day in Sweden i was helping an old lady to the buss, she said at the End -TACK! wich means thanks..i thougt she saying TAG.. i said to her FUCK U...missunderstanding...languages,,,,Calaalacal..

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Feb 5, 2012 02:48 PM - Somalis - by sheekal (man)

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Manta, i realized money is not the answer. 2 year a go i was taking "Caydh" while attending college and i was very happy with my life. This year i made over $78'000 and i feel like i got nothing. I am single and nobody is calling me from Somalia fro money, why am i not happy? What to do? Calaacal

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Feb 4, 2012 12:21 PM - Money - by Salax (man)

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Maanta, some kids said I remind them of a pirate. At first I thought it was cool said "is it cuz im sexy like Johnny Depp", They said "no you look like one of those somali pirates who got arrested". calaacal

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Feb 4, 2012 12:20 PM - School - by barislover (man)

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Today, I wanted to stop by at the library. It took me 30 minutes to found a parking and when I did, I exited my car with cup of shaax on my hand. I walked all the way to the library, sat down and then I realized I left my backpack in my car....ughhh

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Feb 4, 2012 12:06 PM - Miscellaneous - by jama (man)

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Today, I realized that all Somali's are cowards......including myself. A 13 year old madow kid punched me in my face and took my shoes while his older brothers watched laughing. All I could do was go home and sleep. Calaacal.

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Jan 16, 2012 12:59 PM - Somalis - by young night (man)

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Today, I witnessed one of my friends getting punked by a gang of hoodlums ranging from age 9-12, he's 24. They pushed him around and took his groceries that he just got from Aldis. Then I saw a '98 camry blow past me with 30 somalis on the hood running away from a soccer field because 3 madow kids came. Calaacal.

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Jan 16, 2012 12:59 PM - Somalis - by young night (man)

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Maanta, I was walking down the street when I saw a Somali girl getting bullied by strong black guy. I went over acting like some kind of superman to defend her. The guy punched me so hard that I sat down quietly and after he left the girl came up to me and said, "aboowe caano badan cab." Calaacal.

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Jan 13, 2012 07:55 PM - Health - by Salax (man)

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Today, after spending all night cleaning the house, i wake up to my mother yelling at me, "Waryaa sambacyahow. Jiifka kakac oo ii hagaaji guriga!" It seems my 2 little cousins came over and managed to undo all my work. Thanks. Calaacal.

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Jan 13, 2012 09:35 AM - Family - by luuqa (man)

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Maanta, I had to sit and listen to some cadaan guy calaacal about our job even though we don't do anything and get paid for it. I have to listen to this everyday. Calaacal

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Jan 10, 2012 09:02 AM - Work - by sxb123 (man)

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Today, I got slapped by an old guy for dating his daughter because I was a different tribe. Calaacal.

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Jan 9, 2012 09:07 PM - Love - by Malik  (man)

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Today, I was running to open the door when I slipped on the wet hardwood and bashed my head onto the corner of a table. I got up in a haze and wiped away the blood seeping into my eyes to open the door. I opened to a horrified looking hooyo who was so shocked, she hit me. On the head. Calaacal.

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Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Family - by farah (man)

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Maanta, I was sitting with my wife and jokingly said something about marrying a second woman. You never know how much it hurts to get elbowed in the groin until it happens. Calaacal.

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Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Love - by maxamed (man)

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