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Today, I went to meet up with a group of friends and one of them happens to be my crush for 3 years. I was chatting and flirting innocently with him until he told me ''abaayo you have hilib stuck in your teeth.'' I wanted to die. Calaacal

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Jan 12, 2012 12:04 PM - Love - by Jameelah (woman)

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Manta, i realized money is not the answer. 2 year a go i was taking "Caydh" while attending college and i was very happy with my life. This year i made over $78'000 and i feel like i got nothing. I am single and nobody is calling me from Somalia fro money, why am i not happy? What to do? Calaacal

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Feb 4, 2012 12:21 PM - Money - by Salax (man)

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Maanta, I went to the doctor and found out I was lactose intolerant. Aabo decided to make me feel better by buying me my favorite type of ice cream. Calaacal.

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Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Family - by farhiya (woman)

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Maanta! my first day in Sweden i was helping an old lady to the buss, she said at the End -TACK! wich means thanks..i thougt she saying TAG.. i said to her FUCK U...missunderstanding...languages,,,,Calaalacal..

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Feb 5, 2012 02:48 PM - Somalis - by sheekal (man)

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Today, I was so scared of getting up late for classes in the morning that my alarm clock somehow ended up being me falling off the bed. Calaacal

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Jan 17, 2012 10:54 PM - School - by scaredgirl (woman)

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Maanta, I went to the local hospital where I volunteer and the touch screen sigh in wished me a happy birthday. My birthday was yesterday, I'm afraid this will continue the whole month. Calaacal.

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Jan 7, 2012 01:49 PM - Health - by Sahaam (woman)

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Today, I wanted to stop by at the library. It took me 30 minutes to found a parking and when I did, I exited my car with cup of shaax on my hand. I walked all the way to the library, sat down and then I realized I left my backpack in my car....ughhh

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Feb 4, 2012 12:06 PM - Miscellaneous - by jama (man)

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Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I've been watering for almost 2 years is a fake.... damn society got me again. Calaacal

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Dec 16, 2011 11:04 AM - Miscellaneous - by Young Night (man)

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Maanta, my best friend, who's white, asked why she couldn't come to my house. I promptly responded with "right now we are living in a hotel." and I walked off. Calaacal

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Dec 16, 2011 01:51 PM - Family - by mimi (woman)

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Maanta, is my birthday and it is also New Years. Calaacal.

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Jan 1, 2012 05:18 PM - Miscellaneous - by hafsa (woman)

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Today my friends organised a date since I was depressed I had no boyfriend. So I get to the restaurant and the manager comes over and shows me the only decorated table in the whole place. I sat and waited 10 mins and my date arrived only to find out it was my brother! My friends and his organised it

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Feb 10, 2012 08:18 AM - Family - by Xalimo (woman)

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Maanta, I got a shoe thrown at me because I added too much cusbo to the bariis. Calaacal

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Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Family - by yaray (woman)

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