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Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I've been watering for almost 2 years is a fake.... damn society got me again. Calaacal

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Dec 16, 2011 11:04 AM - Miscellaneous - by Young Night (man)

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Maanta, I gave two Somali girls a ride. They thought I was west African so they kept saying "jareerkan ilahay aa noo so direy" I left their ungrateful asses on the highway. Calaacal

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Dec 16, 2011 01:45 PM - Somalis - by Mo (man)

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Today, one of my friends tried to convince me he was 21 when he is clearly in his mid-40's. Another tried to convince me that he was made of pork. Actually MADE of pork. I'm friends with these idiots. Calaacal

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Dec 16, 2011 11:03 AM - Friends - by Young Night (man)

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Maanta, i got a B in Calculus. My dad told me I might as well quit school and stand in a welfare line. Calaacal

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Dec 16, 2011 01:53 PM - School - by Zamzam (woman)

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Today, I found out that everyone in my family thought that this one red toothbrush was theres, and that the five of us have been using the same one for days. Calaacal

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Dec 16, 2011 01:49 PM - Family - by Calaacal King (man)

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Maanta, I wish I was Somali. My name is Jenessa and I'm white. I hate my pale skin and my freakish green eyes. Why couldn't I be born Somali? I long for a biriis and baasto eating family and a "hoyoo" that throws her shoe at me when she gets mad and calls me "nayaa." Calaacal

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Dec 16, 2011 11:06 AM - Miscellaneous - by JHayden (woman)

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Today, I realized that all Somali's are cowards......including myself. A 13 year old madow kid punched me in my face and took my shoes while his older brothers watched laughing. All I could do was go home and sleep. Calaacal.

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Jan 16, 2012 12:59 PM - Somalis - by young night (man)

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Maanta, I noticed I am only attracted to girls who are stronger than me physically. Too bad none of them like me since they all want a guy who is stronger then them. Calaacal

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Dec 16, 2011 01:44 PM - Love - by Salah (man)

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Today, I witnessed one of my friends getting punked by a gang of hoodlums ranging from age 9-12, he's 24. They pushed him around and took his groceries that he just got from Aldis. Then I saw a '98 camry blow past me with 30 somalis on the hood running away from a soccer field because 3 madow kids came. Calaacal.

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Jan 16, 2012 12:59 PM - Somalis - by young night (man)

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Maanta, the guy that I have been dating left me. His excuse was that I couldn't make Somali shaah which means I'm not sweet. What? Calaacal.

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Dec 16, 2011 12:53 PM - Love - by Shamso Balaq (woman)

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Maanta, my best friend, who's white, asked why she couldn't come to my house. I promptly responded with "right now we are living in a hotel." and I walked off. Calaacal

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Dec 16, 2011 01:51 PM - Family - by mimi (woman)

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Today, my hooyo added me on facebook. She refuses to feed me until I accept her. Calaacal

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Jan 1, 2012 12:45 AM - Family - by xalimo (woman)

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